1. I believe that it's important to write your own obituary. I'd really like to show you the link that would clearly demonstrate why this occurred to me, but I can't. That wouldn't be nice. Just trust me on this. Write your own. Like....now. And, because I'm a helpful sort, here is a link to show you how.
Source: Image csmcjunkins
2. I went to Pinterest to try to find some kind of illustration for #1. People say, "to die for" for some really crazy stuff. Are you really willing to die for this:
But definitely not this:
I mean...seriously? If you are willing to die for those ugly shoes, you should probably get out more....On second thought, you should probably just stay in.
3. Speaking of Pinterest...you should either definitely go there or definitely stay away from there depending on how much time you have to waste and how predisposed you are to obsessive compulsive disorder. If you go, you should follow me (use that button over there ----->). But when you look up the next day and wonder where the time went, don't blame me.
4. Why do I feel compelled to have four things?
May the Lord bless you today with a long, healthy life, a well-written obituary when the time comes, and pretty things neatly aligned into grids (as they should be) to look at in the meantime.