Because I might be too weak from starving to death and have difficulty remaining upright from no sugar or caffiene by October 1, I thought I would use my waning lucid moments to document how these first few days have gone and then share the post after the official start of the Blogtoberfest challenge.So this "All Juice All The Time" thing is call Reboot. Here's a link--http://www.rebootwithjoe.com/rebooting/. Basically, the premise is to get lots and lots of nutrients through the micronutrients in fruits and vegetables, which you can do a lot more easily drinking it than trying to eat all that. The objective is to clean out your system from all the junk you might have been hoarking and change your taste buds so that you will be less inclined towards the junk and more inclined towards the fruits and vegetables--mostly vegetables, which are really not my favorites. I love bread and potatoes and pasta and rice and SUGAR.
Day 1, Thursday, Sept. 26-- I'm not starting my Reboot officially today, but all the information says that one should begin to taper off one's indiscretions in the days or weeks (or in some cases months) before one starts a juice fast. So I'm trying it. I ordered this juicer last night on Amazon with the 30 day trial of Amazon Prime, so it should be here tomorrow. I also hoarked down the last of my Sour Patch Kids last night so that they wouldn't be tempting me with their sour and sugary sassiness. That was good thinking.
6:11--The later in the day it gets, the worse this juicing idea seems. What seems like a good idea now is a hot brownie and some ice cream. But that's how I got into this mess, isn't it? I did pretty well this morning. I wasn't going to make coffee at all, but I wasn't confident I'd be able to find the shower without it, and that's not good for anyone, so I had one mug. Tomorrow I'll try for less. For breakfast, I almost always have an Egg White Delight from McDonald's if I'm in town or peanut butter and jelly toast, if I'm working at home. Today I had a store bought green juice and some hot lemon water. Yum-Yum!
Surprisingly, I made it to lunch without any emergency medical intervention. I was emboldened because all my coworkers were there with me, so I got a salad. It wasn't the vegetable only salad I had sort of planned on, but there was green stuff and it was tasty. Starvation will do that to you. A berry juice stood in for my afternoon candy bar. Since I was racing back and forth to the bathroom because of all the juice and water I was consuming today, I was busy enough not to succumb to other temptations. Not so on the way home. Ready to pass out, I went through the drive thru at Chic-Fil-A, but no steaming, hot, yummy, salty waffle fries for me. Who got the fruit cup instead? This girl. Yum.
6:33--It's going to be a long wait until bed time.
UPDATE: I didn't make it past Day 2, just so you don't get your hopes up. But I already wrote this, so I might as well share it. You can get an idea of what a challenge this will be. I actually have to be out of town tomorrow through Friday for a work thing. Juicing on the go is not that good of an idea for me I'm pretty sure. So I'm back to doing the taper-off activities this week. I'll be starting the official full on Reboot on Saturday. For now, here's a little poem I just wrote about a new juice I tried today.
Ode to Carrot Juice
I do not like this juice.
I will not drink it.
No, I won't.
This juice does not
Taste very good.
I would rather
Chew on wood
To get the nutrients
Than drink this juice
That tastes like weeds.
Happy Blogtoberfest, everyone. If you liked this post, boy, are you in for a treat!!! I'm going to try to post every.single.day. in October!!! Stand by for more poetic brilliance. :)